WWJD?

"I'd like to thank our young brother for such a heartfelt tune. Coming up in just a few minutes -- after I deliver my meditation on the Gospel of St. Fred Phelps and the Book of Al Sharpton's Lamentations -- we're gonna invite our youth choir up here to sing a medley of inspirational songs about why there also ain't no place in Heaven for cripples, women and them there so-called minorities in management roles, registered Democrats and turncoat Republicans, people with cancer and heart disease, tree-huggers, anti-bully advocates, any believer not of our liking, scooter riders, PBS donors, community garden supporters -- and we know they are communists -- and Justin Bieber fans. '

As you know brothers and sisters, just like the Good Book says: "Nothing is better for thee than Tea! Can I get an amen!... Okay, who's the joker in the back pew who just yelled out 'Akbar?' "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2agsAZcA3fU