Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Wacky Maniac Resurfaces



The Arabic Al Jazeera news network today aired a videotaped message from Osama Bin Laden where he threatened "dire consequences" if judges failed to select him as a contestant for American Idol. U.S. intelligence analysts have confirmed that the likeness is genuine, adding that they have been pursuing leads that the maniacal terrorist has infiltrated a popular ventriloquist's comedy tour.


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